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1. A boy swore to a girl: Honey, do please marry me, otherwise Ill dieThe girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的女孩拒绝了。六十年后,那个男生死掉了。2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌,路标) says, School Go Slow老师:约翰,为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?约翰:每次我走到街角的时候,都有一块路牌写着:“学校 小心慢行”3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning... Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you? Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....老师:汤姆,你今天为什么迟到这么久?还有你的家庭作业本呢?汤姆:对不起,老师,我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……老师:噢,天哪!太糟糕了!他抢了你什么东西没有?汤姆:他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……参考资料:
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